Super cool trainer with Power by Elite here at Interbike. Shorter days are coming soon and you can never be without power.

Attention Dear Customers! We will be closing at 5pm due to the predicted gravitational pull of the high concentration of women at the Katy Perry concert tomorrow night. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Possibly related to last post..just saw a beared man driving a PT Cruiser that read “Please do not approach or feed bears”.

Poor Germany! Always picking up the economic slack for all of Europe! Italy’s economy is pathetic. Lightweight wheels for everyone!!!

Earthquake?

Attention potential EVO frameset worshippers!! There are a very small amount of framesets only available for purchase thru next week. The white version. After next week it will be 2012 when frameset only is available.

As we are awaiting the arrival of roughly 40 De Rosa framesets a customer said yesterday, “Wow, looks kinda clean in here.” Our capacity is 82 framesets. But we are currently down to 51. With the EVO’s coming we may push 100. And our inventory is 100% paid for. Damn, that’s a lot of Benjamins.

Now that the TDF is over we are ready for all the bike companies and salesreps to entertain us with statistics and reasons on why their bike was the best at the TDF. The fact is, a BMC won and the concept store brands lost. Good for BMC!

Do Not Disturb.